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11 steps to acting like a noob on Black Ops!

Posted by Superior on July 29, 2011 at 4:17 PM

1. Shoot your teammates to make them think you can't tell the difference

2. Don't laugh

3. Act paranoid about a lot of things (Such as ambush)

4. Use information you got based from YouTube

5. Have a questioned voice

6. Only use pistol and grenades

7. Ask hell a lot of obvious questions (How do you switch to guns? How do you switch to your knife? How do you throw a grenade?)

8. Make sure most of your kills are by grenades

9. Don't be an asshole

10. Aim badly and yell with rage when you get killed

11. Steal kills and then act like a god and gloat like hell

Super bonus: When you're next to a teammate who got killed, keep yelling "Help!" and if no one comes within 10 seconds ask "How do I heal you?"

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3 Comments

Reply Masaru Valyre
12:46 AM on July 31, 2011 
L-O-Fucking-L
Reply Ryanoff
1:13 AM on July 31, 2011 
which button is melee?
Reply Superior
1:25 AM on July 31, 2011 
These techniques are 100% proven to work

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